Check this funny shit out!!!! :

-webcam with xian-

*she's watching tv*
Eunice: close your mouth la. later the beetle fly in
Xian: HAHAHA! U DAMN BAD!LOLS! IT WAS OPEN MEH?! HAHA! MAYBE COS I WAS LOOKING UP.
Eunice: HAHAHA!! ya sure whatever man.
Xian: wa laoo
Eunice: your tv on the ceiling meh! you look up for what!
Xian: you over there tou miao my mouth!
Eunice: I just happen to open this convo and saw it.
Xian: really meh! HAHAH! were u like oogling at it throughout?? omg. so paiseh now
Eunice: NONSENSE. a trap for a beetle is not something I'll oogle at.
Xian: EH PLEASE LA. my mouth so XIANG ( has a good scent), wont have beetles or wt.
Eunice: oh ya sure. go on and lie to yourself. wont do you any good. haha!
*xian opens her mouth damn widely at the camera*
Eunice: you open at me for what! I'm not what you want. I'm not a beetle.
Xian: LOLS!!! let you smell la!
Eunice: I'm not a beetle!
Xian: Idiot! go die la.
* Pause.*
Eunice: eh why u purposely close your mouth now. dont put in that effort la. must be tiring.
Xian: HAHAHAHHA. wa lao stop it la.
Eunice: lucky this is just webcam, not a video call. or you'll hear my super loud laughter now
Xian: damn paiseh now :( SHUT UP LA. EVERYONE'S SLEEPING.
*no one types but I carry on laughing like mad*
Xian: y r u still laughing?!
Eunice: DAMN FUNNY WHAT! HAHAHAHAHA
Xian: my mouth not open already can! so stop laughing! idiot!
Eunice: cuz u purposely close it and thats the funny part!!!
Xian: CAN U SHUT UP? wa lao eh! STOP LAUGHING! WA LAOO!! SIAO AH!
*xian covers her face*
Eunice: cover lor. cover your face! I see how you watch your tv. hahaha!! piang eh, i cannot drink my water properly la! omg HAHHAHA
Xian: IGNORES!!!
Xian:WTH! STOP LAUGHING LA! YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME!


Stop poking your nose around.

Today is the second day of work and we were late. Hooray. -.-
Started work at 12.30 and our only break was from 3 to 4pm. After that, I stood until 11.
I think I'm bionic.
On second thoughts, I dont think I am, so I'm going to take that back. Complained a lot to the other staffs that were working. Lucky they are friendly and nice people or I bet they would've punch me in the face already. (: But the manager sucks to the max.

Thanks J.O.C and pi wei, GF and val for dropping by on my first day to give me support! :}

Baby has gone to malacca and will be back tomorrow night. Finally.

First day at work:
-Got a "feedback" that I'm not packing enough.
-Did a lot of runs and checking of stocks. Poor feet.
-Got caught for sitting on the floor because my poor feet gave way.
-All the cab were taken and we had to take a freaking crowded 171 back.
-Had to walk back after taking the bus somemore.
-Home, bathe, lie on the bed, restless, sleep.

Second day of work:
-Wake up, bathe, off to work.
-Late for work. Deduction of pay. Mega sian.
-Pack pack pack. Fold fold fold. Run run run.
-Ate from 3 to 4. Went back to stand and fold clothes.
-Released at 10.30pm.
-Blogging & webcaming with Xian. ( & FYI, this is the highlight of my day.)

This is the evil pair of shoes:
I've been cranky, exhausted, emotionless, irritated and in a lot of freaking pain. So dont piss me off.
And making the matter worse, he's not around give me support or to hear what I've been feeling.


Rah Rah Wuu La La

9/12/09

I am seriously getting fatter!!! D.E.P.R.E.S.S.E.D!! Ate KFC for lunch at baby's house and went to eat Anderson's ice cream at town. I think I ate fries also. I cannot remember already because I've been eating fries almost everyday. *Stabs myself hard*






I NEED TO COMPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!
I wore my new black-covered flats out for a test drive. Fail la! It was damn effing pain!!! Lucky he bought me some cushion-protection thingy for me (: BUT, the pain did not fly away immediately because there were like millions of blisters. (Okay, I know I"m exaggerating, but I'm pissed! I have the right to exaggerate cuz I'm pissed!!) Anyway, I limp to the bus stop, awaiting 700A to quickly bring me home asap cuz my mother doesn't even know I'm out. I wasn't that pissed while I was at the bus stop because I was thinking, " hmm. 700A damn fast and I can sit down and just stone!". So i sat there. And wait. And wait. And wait. AND WAIT!! AND STILL WAIT!!! I wait for 15 mins, & started getting quite impatient. Then another 5 mins. Then another 5 mins. Very tempted to take a cab as the taxi stand was just behind. BUT, being the naive me, I thought to myself, "What if I go now, the bus arrive how? Then I sit here and wait like an idiot for 30min for nothing? no way! I'm going to give this damn bus driver another 1 min as the final chance!!". Then many 1 min passed.
AND IT BECAME 40 DAMN MINUTES!! SCREW YOUR OWN MOTHER, YOU EFFING DRIVER!!!! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING MAN! YOU HAVING SEX AT THE INTERCHANGE OR WHAT!! OR YOU TOO FREAKING FAT THAT THE BUS CAN'T MOVE CUZ OF YOUR WEIGHT! OR YOUR STUPID ROUND BELLY IS PRESSING AGAINST THE DAMN STIRRING WHEEL AND YOUR SHORT LEGS CAN'T REACH THE PEDALS!! DONT BE A DRIVER LA!!! ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to take a bloody cab back and $25 just slipped out of my wallet.

Okay, I'm done complaining.

Today

"Homecoming" by Hey monday was blasting through my phone at 10am, so I woke up. Went to wash up and went to the interchange to meet him. Bought his breakfast and went to trim my eyebrows. Went for lunch at the cafe and saw xian with her bf. Bus-ed down to town and went to the Esplanade to send him off to work again.
I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF BY THE SHOP AT ESPLANADE. $5 for 6 marshmallows. Not my first time. Always giving in to temptation. This is what I get! I get ripped off!!!! :<
This time, he accompanied me to the bus stop to wait for 700A. This time, I only waited for 10min! & this is what I told baby - "I'm only going to give that damn bus driver 1 min! 1 min only!!!! He's not going to cheat me for more than 1 min!!!". After 1 min, the bus haven't come yet. -.- He went to check the board and found out that the first bus for 700A arrives at 7.30PM!!!! qwertyuiopasdfghjklcvbnmSJKVFVBEAUFHRFNFBVSKANCASKJFKLAFVJKABRFUARHFCKJSANVJKFBASKJFKSAJBGF
I only have myself to blame!! :<
SO I took the crowded mrt back.








Finding a Balance.

Good rest good rest!! :D Eunice slept till 1.30pm! *dances around room happily*
Did my daily routine - bathe and prepare. Met Zhihan at my house bus stop and went to beauty world. Went to alter his pants and went to eat fries. LARGE FRIES. PLUS COKE! THAT HAS LOTS OF SUGAR. SUGAR = FAT. FRIES = FAT. FAT = SAD EUNICE.

ANYWAY, ben was damn late! Only came to look for us when we went to lot 1. Bought my black-covered shoes. (: Before dinner, ben left already. Bus back to beauty world to collect han's pants and eat my ultimate favourite chicken rice! :D Poor han. Cannot eat till 10. So he had to watch me eat.

Bused back to my place and he bought 2 packets of food. What a fat ass! Hahaha!!

Han is officially pissed with Justin Bieber because he thought he was going to be some chiobu! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This video has his thoughts!

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This video is for our dearest Piii Weeiiii :D.

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When things Change, You Adapt.

I'm finally back from 4e1's chalet. Feeling really dead & tired. Everyday is full of loud & hard laughters. *Two thumbs up*
I dont know why I'm so tired when I slept the most. Hahaha! Fats are growing and infesting in me, I swear! Not only am I eating a lot, I sleep immediately after eating. My gosh. Time to change my lousy diet man.

My latest craving :









Reply of Tags:

Pi Wei: Eh you took like 1 week to reply me la. So dont hurry me! Working at Ngee Ann city la! Now that you've asked me, you must come visit me hor. Dont ask for nothing. Haha!!
Ruthie<3: Hahahahaha! He is like that one. Damn thick skin. Haha!!!
passerby: If you want it, go look for it yourself.
ZhiHan: Hahahaha! Go tell him yourself la! Dont want to waste my breath!
JessicaLim: Yeah (: Ask Norman to go organise an outting!
Pb: Thanks! :]
Cass: eh stupid bitch! Got boyfriend already then forget about me & rachel already!!
mogus: Lols! Gareth, stop trying to amuse yourself! Hahaha!!!! Ily (:
edward: YA LOR!!! Tsk! Hahahah kidding la! I dont mind! Eh edward! Lets go play 'Cheat' leh!


Say It again For Me.

Woke up at 8.30am and went to bathe! Went to bpp interchange to find baby. (: Went to bpp's Fair Price to look for the instant Mac' n cheese, but the lousy Fair Price dont have. So we bought Kimchi Ramen & hot dogs. Big yums. (L)

Went back to my place to cook! Finish cleaning up everything, went to change and off to McPherson Rd to sign the contract. I think the mrt too slow, because we ended up late. So we cabbed from toa payoh.

After that, headed down to town to eat cheese fries first! :D Then off to ion to walk.
Awesome day! :D










If you're a strawberry lover, go down to ion's arts level and buy this!! Damn nice!







I love youuuuuuuu.


This is for a "man". HA!
I'm not suppose to be writing this post here because she told me not to. Since she's so important to me, I promised not to post it. But you couldn't shut your gap. So here is this post for a dirtbag like you.

Firstly, go and suck your insecure and puny balls la! wtf. She's your girlfriend, not your freaking pet. If I cant convince her that your dont deserve her, then I think its a must that I write this damn post to freaking wake you up.

You dont even let her go out with me and my boyfriend! HA! I think everyone that sees this will laugh their ass off la. You dont have enough charm to keep your girlfriend by your side is it? OR you already know that your small balls will drive her away, thats why you try your best to keep her away from any guy out there.


I think my middle finger is longer than your cock! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Just thinking about it makes me laugh like mad. Thanks for your entertainment ah. :D But so sorry for your small balls. I think dogs have bigger balls than yours, so I dont see why you, of all people, should look down on "gohs". Because it seems that you think that goh= gou=dog! Haha! Not only is this a lousy comeback, it took you so long to come up with it! Dont tell me that the size of your brain is as small as your balls leh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would just be sad.


Saying that you're an unreasonable and ridiculous boyfriend is an understatement.

You dont deserve to call yourself a man.




Yesterday

-Woke up, went to buy lunch.
-Watch tv and eat eat eat.
-Bathe and prepare.
-Left the house in the evening.
-Bus down to town to meet Xian.
-Shop and cabbed home.
-Bathe & talked on the phone with baby.
-Sleep!! (:


He's coming over tomorrow. (: Then it'll be chalet till Monday. Life is good.


Migraine Monday

Planned to have a good 10hours of sleep and wake up at 8.30 this morning, but my effed-up cramps came to visit me last night. Managed to sleep only after midnight. :<

Went to bathe at 8.30 and train down to love's house. Its much faster than taking 67, but I had to stand all the way man!!! After that still must walk from the mrt interchange to his house, which is like freaking far!!!!! Ate a full lunch, watched The Hangover and off to town. (:







Pi wei!! After seeing your LOUD pants, I think you're meant to buy this one at Topshop!! :D HAHAHAHAHA






This damn delicious strawberry ice-cream cost me 5 bucks. -.- But I like! :D



24hours ain't enough.

Holidays are seriously taking up a lot of my sleeping time! The number of hours I'm sleeping is the same as any other school day la! What rubbish is this! :< Saturday
Woke up at 6.30am. !@#$%^&*(). *Thumbs up* -.- After that, headed to church for service. Went to look for Xian after that.




I was so hungry I made poor Colton accompany me to walk back to the beach station to look for a damn 7-eleven to buy breakfast. :D


Mac' & cheese! Yums!! (:









Today

Being so freaking ass tired, ended the call with gareth earlier than usual last night. During the whole of this holiday, I had no problems sleeping. :D

Woke up at 10am, and went to bathe. Train down to clementi to meet baby and his brother. Had lunch with his cousins and all. After that, stomach cramps started acting up. !@#$%^&*() Its been 91734826 days since I've got a stomach cramp. Wanted to die man! :( Gareth's cousins managed to find some painkillers for me at the club. Thank God! Or else I'd just die there.

Went to lie down on his lap at the sofa while they went to play bowling. (:

I think my damn laptop is going to die soon. I can't hear no shit from my laptop, with or without the ear piece plugged in. And its making this grinding noise as if its grinding garlic or whatever shit. :<


Its 11.33pm now and I'm damn hungry!! Appetite lately is really screwed! Eat half a packet of rice and I'm full, but I get hungry so easily. :<

Looking at what he cooked for me before, I feel even worse! I need food. NOW.


This is how a mohawk-without-wax would look like. It looks like grass! Hahaha!


Everything we have.

Set my alarm to 7am this morning but I was way too tired! Went back to sleep for another 30 mins before waking up. Went to bathe and all. Daddy fetched me and xian down to McPherson road for our interview. :D The interview was a success! Will be working in a Mango store down at orchard from the 11 dec onwards. The working hours will be mad long man. :< I'm sure cannot stand for 12hours la! I think I'll be fired on the first day for not being able to stand for long hours. -.- After the interview, went to love's house for lunch. (: Left earlier today because he had family buffet. Tsk!










Xian trying to advertise for the chewing gum. Hahaha!!





Success!! I like it! *thumbs up!* :D



Fell asleep on the bus and banged my head real hard on the handlebar. What an asshole!!! It was damn pain! After that, I became wide awake. -.- I got really bored because someone have to live all the way on the other side of Singapore!! *Angry face* SOOOO, I tried to take pictures of the uncle sitting beside me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Obviously, its an epic failure la! Cannot be too obvious what!! So very hard to take okay. I dont want him to think that I'm some pervert. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm not!





Reply to Tags:
shamimah: okok thanks begum!
Ruthie<3: Haha! yup! life's good (:
Pi wei: Whoa, thanks uh :D I know I deserve that award! Hahahaha!
JONUS: Haha! You've told me a lot of times already! But I know you dont mean it right! :D
Zhihan: Eh! I've thank you already lor! Whats your problem!!